You need to go now!

Monday, Monday, Monday. So lacking in motivation today, dear Monday. And why is this? Maybe because the sickness that overtook my body last week really doesn't want to go away! Hello lingering cough - your time is up. You need to leave now. You are a very unwanted guest! All night you keep me up with your noise and ruckus. Oh, yeah... I just went there... I said ruckus. As soon as I lay my head down to dream of sweet things, you begin your wild partying. Lingering cough, I am getting older and I actually enjoy sleeping now. You must leave! I don't like thinking about you and wondering when you will appear (which you do at the worst times). I have other things I want to think about it now. Like... yummy Gerard Butler... er, I mean work. No... I really mean Gerard Butler. I am a shallow woman and I feel like I can admit this to you, dear friends.