If I Ever Start a Band...

... I will call it, "I Need to Shave." Hmm.. or maybe that would be a better name for a song? I don't know. What I do know is I say "I need to shave" a little too often in life. It is always sneaks up on me (as if shaving is a normal part of every girls regime) and then one day, usually when I am in public, I will look down at my legs and say, "I need to shave." This is usually accompanied by a look of shock and deep concentration on my face. I am shocked because I can swear I just shaved my legs. And then after a little mental calculation (hence the look of concentration) I realize it has been a little longer than I remembered. What I want to know is why this thought never occurs to me while I am by myself? Do I look at my legs while I am watching tv and blindly ignore the forest that is growing there? Have there been times I thought I was petting my dogs but am really stroking my own legs? Sadly, I don't have the answers. I just know when I am in public or with a group of friends I suddenly become aware of my ability to attract Big Foot with my sasquatsh-worthy legs.