Cue Music!

Why the hell don’t I have my own personal theme song? I am in complete disbelief that I am lacking a personal theme song. Think about it… you show up to do a stupid errand, like going to the bank, and the minute you push open the ridiculously heavy bank doors – cue music. “Do-wop- a-ditty” (or something that sounds a little cooler) plays inside and everyone turns to see who just entered the bank. It must be someone super important – they have their own theme music! Seriously… someone needs to write me a theme song.